Label Lady

The label lady's got a lot

Of things she like to do,

She likes to label curtains

And to paint the pigeons blue.

She likes to put the knives and forks

In pretty little rows

She likes to sing to dandelions

She likes to paint her toes.

The label lady's got a little
House up in Argyll,

Where she keeps an iguana 

And a six the foot crocodile.

She loves to label passers by

She likes to label cheese,

She loves to stick her labels on
The wings of passing bees.

Yes the label lady's funny

And she's bright and lots of fun

Unless she starts to label you

With her sticky label gun...

She stuck labels in my hair

She stuck a blue one on my thumb

And when I turned to run away

She stuck one on my bum.