Mrs Windy-Bottom
She is a disgrace,
When the wind it blows, you see
Her bottom not her face.
She is so very frightful
She is so very rude,
She does strange things at dinner time
To puts me off my food.
Mrs Windy-Bottom
She burps before she starts,
Then she walks around the room
Singing as she farts.
I'd like to tell her off you know
But good manners say I can't,
Because Mrs Windy-Bottom
She's my very favourite aunt.
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