Into the woods

Are you lost in the woods tonight?

Then watch your toes, the badgers bite.
The fox is hungry, weasel too,
And they're all here to hunt for you.

The Big Bad Squirrel escaped today
And in these woods has come to stay.
She'll eat your eyeballs for a treat
Then cut off both your hands and feet.

She'll break your legs and peel your skin

And teach you where all fears begin.

It's very sad, but very true...

She's yearns to play with things like you.

So please don't think it's just a game,
She likes to hurt and loves to maim.
The dark woods are no place to roam

So hurry off and hurry home.