If you've every woken a Filly-Gop
Then you've woken up one of these,
And I hope that you had a good reason
If you happened to ask it to sneeze.
When your son is in love with a thicket
And your daughter's in love with a shrew
Then just take them both out and play cricket
Or give them both something to do.
Just get them away from the weasels
And get them away from the Gumph
And if you've been good at your measles
Then you children will listen to Lumph
So if every you've had a good reason
To wake up a Filly-Gop sneeze
Then set all of your sights on a seasons
And both of your hands on your knees.