The King and Queen they had a fight
When the King he said
That he couldn't sleep at night
Because the Queen she snored in bed.
"Well that's not very polite of you."
She said back to the King
"At least I don't make croaking noises
When I try to sing."
Well the King got so upset by this
That it almost made him cry,
And so he ran up to the Queen
And tried to punch her in the eye.
But the Queen she saw it coming
And she quickly moved her head
And the poor old king he gave a shout
When he punched the wall instead
Then the Queen she bought some earplugs
And she gave them to the king,
But sometimes she still borrows them
If he ever starts to sing.