A little bit snorey.

My wife's a little bit snorey
But I love her all the same,
She's got a baby in her tum
So she's not the one to blame.

When your partner's very pregnant
Men be on your guard,
Because growing a tiny baby
Must be very, very hard.
When you're big and round and swollen
Then your easy days are gone,
You cannot walk, you waddle
And you gobble Gaviscon.

And although it must be wonderful
And fill your world with pride,
As you feel your buddy wriggling
And kicking you inside,
It can't be easy knowing
As all those changes come about,
That one day, despite the growing,
You have to get it out.

So partners please be wary
And support your pregnant wife,
She might get slightly grumpy
But she's making brand new life.
When she can't get off the sofa
And can't turn around in bed,
Don't be rolling eyes and moaning
Give a helping hand instead.

Yes, my wife's a little bit snorey
But she's still the one I adore,
Because she's baking us a baby
So I love her even more.