Last night I met an alien
While I was in my bed
I don't know if it was for real
Or something in my head.
The alien was only small
His skin was bright and green
His eyes they were the strangest colour
I had ever seen.
He said to me "What is your name?"
I answered "Mr Peek."
And suddenly he laughed so much,
That he could hardly speak
He fell down on the floor
He doubled up in two
He laughed and laughed and laughed
Until his face was almost blue.
Then suddenly he stopped
And I asked "Well? What is the joke?"
But he just smiled and looked at me
And then these words he spoke...
"Well I don't mean to be rude," he said
"And it's not fair on you...
But in my language Mr Peek
Means Stinky smelly Poo..."